Prominent Internet UserTumblr (3.0; @zoyx)http://zoyx.us/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v419qbrj1qz6z2wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catastrofe.tumblr.com/post/24098763763/yes" target="_blank">catastrofe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yes</p> </blockquote> <p>My next house will have a conversation pit. I like this one.</p>http://zoyx.us/post/24104743511http://zoyx.us/post/24104743511Wed, 30 May 2012 21:19:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygjsqO0zM1qf2mzwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zoyx.us/post/23967056269http://zoyx.us/post/23967056269Mon, 28 May 2012 20:01:33 -0500<a href="http://blog.averyedison.com/post/23801455303/so-youre-marrying-a-xorblaxian-an-faq">Avery Edison's Internet Diary: So you’re marrying a Xorblaxian - an FAQ.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.averyedison.com/post/23801455303/so-youre-marrying-a-xorblaxian-an-faq" target="_blank">aedison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Congratulations on your upcoming inter-species nuptials. I’m sure you’re over-joyed, and yet also terrified that the Xorblaxian mate that has been assigned to you may soon to inseminate you and fill your thorax with a thousand gleaming hivelings that will burst forth and devour our “wretched…</p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/23803227657http://zoyx.us/post/23803227657Sat, 26 May 2012 11:40:06 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_jHqRxHuQE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Especially the purple ones.</p>http://zoyx.us/post/23775154346http://zoyx.us/post/23775154346Fri, 25 May 2012 22:25:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lp5qlizE1rrei7qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twinsbaseball.tumblr.com/post/23758721003/talk-about-your-managerial-experience-thats-tom" target="_blank">twinsbaseball</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Talk about your managerial experience! That’s Tom Kelly, Jim Leyland and Tony La Russa all hanging out at Target Field during BP, and yes, they’re talking about golf!</span></p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/23759379454http://zoyx.us/post/23759379454Fri, 25 May 2012 18:09:46 -0500<a href="http://kimlisagor.tumblr.com/post/23744821945/pantsed">kim lisagor: PANTSED</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kimlisagor.tumblr.com/post/23744821945/pantsed" target="_blank">kimlisagor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wes: [throwing fit] I WANT TO WEAR LIGHT BLUE PANTS AND I ONLY HAVE DARK BLUE PANTS!</p> <p>Me: Wait a minute. You’re crying because of PANTS?</p> <p>Wes: YES!</p> <p>Me: We don’t cry because of pants.</p> <p>Wes: But but but …</p> <p>Me: You have a whole drawer full of pants. Did you know that there are children whose…</p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/23755602782http://zoyx.us/post/23755602782Fri, 25 May 2012 17:07:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3maaagH251qbcoqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I found my new profile picture.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://7234.tumblr.com/post/22536958379/boris-karloff-as-the-monster" target="_blank">7234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Boris Karloff as The Monster.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/23683397579http://zoyx.us/post/23683397579Thu, 24 May 2012 14:19:42 -0500<a href="http://girlsareprettyforever.tumblr.com/post/23682475908/water-your-downstairs-neighbors-plants-day">GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Water Your Downstairs Neighbor's Plants Day!</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://girlsareprettyforever.tumblr.com/post/23682475908/water-your-downstairs-neighbors-plants-day" target="_blank">girlsareprettyforever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>While watering your downstairs neighbor’s plants you’ll find a photograph on one of his shelves of your downstairs neighbor with his arms around your shoulders. The memories will come flooding back. Your downstairs neighbor will come out of the closet where he was hiding.</p> <p>“I thought you were on…</p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/23682940498http://zoyx.us/post/23682940498Thu, 24 May 2012 14:10:58 -0500<p>Sorry. Snarked too quick. I’m in a grouchy mood, which makes me take things too seriously.</p>http://zoyx.us/post/23569620193http://zoyx.us/post/23569620193Tue, 22 May 2012 17:44:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4clfiEPkI1qzwrgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Solar eclipse fun!</p>http://zoyx.us/post/23451946963http://zoyx.us/post/23451946963Sun, 20 May 2012 19:59:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42lr62Ogh1qzwrgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Red Shirt fell into a shallow pit. Not a big deal until the Dalek sprang out of the tall grasses. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zoyx.us/post/23105854022http://zoyx.us/post/23105854022Tue, 15 May 2012 10:30:41 -0500<p>The robins nest in my entry way now has baby robins.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3PISaoy-AkE" frameborder="0" width="560" height="315"></iframe></p>http://zoyx.us/post/23043678211http://zoyx.us/post/23043678211Mon, 14 May 2012 11:53:27 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xv5uJgj71qzwrgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Random Tricycle from my hike in the woods.</p>http://zoyx.us/post/22942237011http://zoyx.us/post/22942237011Sat, 12 May 2012 21:05:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wyy3qwpZ1qzwrgwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://zoyx.us/post/22902490532http://zoyx.us/post/22902490532Sat, 12 May 2012 09:30:03 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pOJ9GzWOTOY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com/post/22842867723/brilliantorange-theworldofsport-ultimate" target="_blank">atsween</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brilliantorange.tumblr.com/post/22841949531/theworldofsport-ultimate-frisbee-catch-of-the" target="_blank">brilliantorange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theworldofsport.tumblr.com/post/22707539356/ultimate-frisbee-catch-of-the-week-from" target="_blank">theworldofsport</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ultimate frisbee catch of the week, from Philadelphia v Connecticut.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sport of the future, after the NFL crumbles from concussion lawsuits.</p> </blockquote> <p>See? It is TOO a real sport!</p> <p>[<em>Runs crying into the bathroom.</em>]</p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/22843859951http://zoyx.us/post/22843859951Fri, 11 May 2012 10:48:03 -0500<p>Oh Kittens, Herr Proops forgot to provide a link - <a href="http://smartest.libsyn.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://smartest.libsyn.com/" target="_blank">http://smartest.libsyn.com/</a></a></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gregproops.tumblr.com/post/22842187319/proopcast-fresh-and-free-and-wild-like-the-kittens" target="_blank">gregproops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.gregproops.com/blog/proopcast-fresh-and-free-and-wild-like-the-kittens-2/chatons-joueurs/" rel="attachment wp-att-1393" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1393" height="240" src="http://www.gregproops.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/chatons-joueurs.jpg" title="chatons-joueurs" width="320"/></a></p> <div> <div> <h1>Sabotages</h1> </div> </div> <div> <p>For special extra content buy the app</p> <p>It is so worth it this week</p> </div> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/22842757866http://zoyx.us/post/22842757866Fri, 11 May 2012 10:16:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u2jlotMr1qzwrgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Walter and My Little Pony are inspired by the latest Time magazine cover. Red Shirt lends a hand. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://zoyx.us/post/22812991082http://zoyx.us/post/22812991082Thu, 10 May 2012 19:54:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qcmi1zEw1qzwrgwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zoyx.us/post/22685560468http://zoyx.us/post/22685560468Tue, 08 May 2012 19:42:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qby1pUzi1qz4rlzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Merlin’s daughter is a lousy artist.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/22684382139/me-and-daddy-my-daughter-the-artist-i" target="_blank">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1>“Me and Daddy”</h1> <p>My daughter, the artist.</p> <p>I think I’ll keep her.</p> </blockquote>http://zoyx.us/post/22685110599http://zoyx.us/post/22685110599Tue, 08 May 2012 19:36:55 -0500<p>1) Moved my Mom to a different home. Much better facilities and it looks like they will keep her more active.</p> <p>2) A 3 mile walk in the woods near my childhood home.</p> <p>3) At current home, cut half the lawn.</p> <p>4) Filled in where the ground sank. Five wheelbarrows of muddy topsoil.</p> <p>5) Raised the dock a bit. Still in the water, but it is more level.</p> <p>Time for a tasty alcoholic beverage.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zoyx/6951354140/in/photostream" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone" title="Dock is out" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7276/6951354140_20eb281326.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375"/></a></p>http://zoyx.us/post/22624084669http://zoyx.us/post/22624084669Mon, 07 May 2012 20:08:48 -0500tumblrize